NO GRINCHING (Lil Mabu Christmas Parody) Lyrics

(Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas!!!)

I could never grinch (Ho Ho Ho)

That's on my list

I put a present on the sleigh

Wrapped a train for a kid (Ho ho ho ho ho ho)

I keep my right hand spinnin' like my name St Nick (St Nick)

Swiss miss have a jolly Christmas like

Christmas dinner finna eata (eata)

Dead off the eggnog go pour up a liter

Back on his head he a Santa (Santa)

Red Ryder and I'm namin' it Prancer (Prancer)

One-sixty on the dash (Okay) ain't checkin' the meter (The meter)

You better not miss that present wrapped under the tree yuh

Gingerbread from the K free Snow damn the cops jolly

Figgy pudding festive block fun opps duck

Gumdrop with the twirl man I'm finna cop some (Finna cop some)

I'm finna cop that candy cane from Santa grrah

I gotta keep it thorough I ain't one of them

Y'all grinches go get back for the liar you call your friend

Cut that naughty all pretend if I miss I skate again

Skate again skate again and I might just hit his— (Shh)

I could never grinch (Ho Ho Ho)

That's on my list

I put a present on the sleigh

Wrapped a train for a kid (Ho ho ho ho ho ho)

I keep my right hand spinnin' like my name St Nick (St Nick)

Nesquik have a jolly Christmas like

Hop out the sled' where my presents at? Guess they runnin' late

All my opps probably sippin nog so I got time to waste

Picked up my pace 'cause I saw a cafe up right down the street

He ain't got a wreath so I walk into it then I saw the dean

And he like "Hi" he said "How's your night?" I said "I'm doin' goody"

Then I upped it at his face and I said "Get my figgy pudding"

I took a carton plus some cider too dependin' on my mood

I need to dip but the sled is shot I only got one too

Then I saw elves Rudolph rang my bell he said "What's the move?" (What's the move cuz?)

I said "I'm doomed 'cause the elves just said that if I move they shoot"

Said "You a fool if you got the presents then I'll be there with you"

Now I'm pacin' and dasher is racin' don't know what to do (I do I do)

I'm actin' cool Kringle like the dude waitin' for the goons

Then I seen the deer got on two then started racin' with our fruit

(Don't run don't trip grrah don't run don't trip grrah grrah)

(We eating cake all with the fruit)

Ho ho ho

(Grrah we started grrah)

Ho ho ho

I could never grinch (Ho Ho Ho)

That's on my list

I put a present on the sleigh

Wrapped a train for a kid (Ho ho ho ho ho ho)

I keep my right hand spinnin' like my name St Nick (St Nick)

Chex Mix have a jolly Christmas like

How many scrooges you know are ready to cook when it's time navidad-a? (Navidada)

I'm lettin' off every pez in this clip I got this clip from my mama (Grrt grrt grrah grrt)

The homies told me "Chill out" ham on his plate so he eatin' proper (Rest in miss yah)

We might've mixed it up with gravy somebody go get em a saucer (A saucer)

Them Double Ks just to work (Just to work) run up get hit with that (Gotchu)

And you know I ain't missin' that

Got a cap on my head with a suit to match

Open fires be all for the chestnuts (great snack)

I'ma run down on boy knock off his cap

Can't say no to the north poles gon' head with him to the mat

Put an grinch in a headlock give me an hour He believing in that (Hahahaha)

He got a christmas spirit with a jolly smile now he with the pack