A MFing Christmas Song Lyrics

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas, you motherfucker

Did you know I think you're awesome

So I'm wishing you the best

I hope you get what you want, and that Santa doesn't miss

And I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas, you son of a bitch

Cause you're the best friend that an asshole could ask for

So I hope you get your wish, and that Santa doesn't forget

It's that time of year for ho-ho-hos, and all that merry shit

Merry Christmas to all

I'm an asshole, so fuck you too

I can hear the jingle bells jingling, the carolers caroling

And all I wanna do is smash my head in two

Doo-doo-doo-doo

Merry Christmas, you motherfucker

And I'm an asshole, but I didn't forget you or your family

And I got you all some fancy shit

I really would like to wish you a Merry Christmas

Because it's that time of year, and I may not be a sentimental person

But I wanna thank you for dealing with all my shit

It's that time of year for ho-ho-hos, and all that merry shit

Merry Christmas to all

I'm an asshole, so fuck you too

I can hear the jingle bells jingling, the carolers caroling

And all I wanna do is smash my head in two

Doo-doo-doo-doo

Merry Christmas to all

I'm an asshole, so fuck you too

I can hear the jingle bells jingling, the carolers caroling

And all I wanna do is smash my head in two

Doo-doo-doo-doo