First World Problems (Seinfeld) Lyrics

My lyrical genii get you high for free

Or like 2 for $5 Filet-O-Fish Friday at least

If you get high off cholesterol

You know what I mean

Just begging for another dub to get me some greens

Also have you got a cig for me?

I'm trying to get rich just like YOUR name was 50

So go die by yourself still owe me a dollar fifty

For your rubber bullets and your mom and dad to miss me

Get them in the motherfucking brain sack cranium

Like I was looking for a needle in a haystack

AIDS in them

Never ever gave a shit

Ain't no shame in em

You ain't shit for 40 days like prophet Amos and them

Killing fellow MCs and non-ones

My favorite dish

Is fucking deep-fried pussy and wontons

I got some you want one?

Bitches ain't worthy of His only forgetten son

Triple bastard to my enemy like old Johnson

Making musicality on Maury

Glad you brought your son

Hope it's not for pleasure hospitality or fun

Looking like Planned Parenthood really fucking botched one

Blotched one

Never ever seen a rapper like this

Jewish Jesus in Heaven

First world problems

Until my Uzi weighs a ton

First world problems until my Uzi weighs a ton

Who was Jesus?

Why would you think that God was here to please US

When the world is full of losers who turn to cheesers

Little Cheesers or Caesars

Leaving them dead in a Cesarean pool

Spitting is beneath us

Please but

(patois)

"Why you like so much please butt

Why you no clean butt

And why you no leave us

Get it outta town and fucking outta me head

Running away running way

Want me to hear you coming instead?

Mother fucking Boom-biddy bye bye they dead

Please mister officer do something else instead

Mi don't have no way no more of earning me bread

Who the hell are you the Feds?

As if I didn't already know

I'm the motherfucking MC with the illegal flow

Trying to go legal regal for your ego

Leggo-my-eggos but it ain't 1993 though

Those days are long gone

Put it into a song

Hasn't been a poet this multinational since the Song

Dynasty was complete

Just trying to rhyme and eat

I was elected to lead not to read

I'm through with my China set because of undercover police

Won't leave me like lonely - but I tell it like E

Still I'm the easiest word in the English-Shanghainese dictionary

Like "Jesus Christ!"

But Jesus is nothing nice

Your momma mouth be nice but your black daddy be B double ET

So bitch let's fight

To the moon Alice

Bitches be out in the night

First world problems until my Uzi weighs a ton

First world problems until my Uzi weighs a ton