The portal came and took my problems away Lyrics

The portal came and took my problems away

In problematic fashion, it was fashionably late

No more sitting sadly not alone

The air is fresher everywhere, now my problems are gone

The portal came and took my problems with it

We're a little short on time but I'm glad that we did it

No more trains of thought being constantly derailed

No more being told that I'll only see hell

More life to all the dinosaurs who were here so long ago

More life to all the women and the choices they'll make

Love to all the trees and bees that gays and those alike

I hope you all have a nice life

The portal came and cleaned my problems right up

I heard the Pope just lied and pigs can fly

The leafs won the cup

Fort Mac never caught fire

Despite the people who've seen it

And all my problems are gone, I just can't believe it

The portal came and took my problems away

I can't seem to wipe this stupid smile off my face

I never thought I'd get to see the day

When the winter winds would gust and blow my problems clean away

Call my mom, pet my dogs, I'll hang out with my friends

I'll sleep a little more at night, I'll feel better again