Nice to meat you Lyrics

Step right up, please let join the feast tonight

In our twisted home, where we dine just right

Mama's in the kitchen with a chainsaw hum

Daddy's on the porch, chewing on a thumb

Dinner's served right now, with a side of screams

Some Finger food dreams, some blood on the beams

We got a family recipe, so lean and mean

Bone broth soul with a human spleen

Granny's got her butcher knife, sharp as sin

Serving ribs and thighs with a devilish grin

Cousin Eddie's stuffing heads in the fridge

Takes a little taste before he crosses the bridge

We don't discriminate, we eat 'em all

From the big ol' beefcakes to the ones who crawl

Got a toothpick smile, polished to the core

Once you're in our house, ain't walking out the door

Chains clank in the room, the grill's burning bright

You're the main course, baby, on this dark night

Screaming ain't an option, when you're in the stew

Grab a seat, boy, we're waiting for you

We don't waste nothin, everything's prime

Your screams are dessert, goes well with wine

Creeping down the hallway, bones start to crack

Once you're on the plate, ain't no coming back

Nice to meat you, hope you stick around

We'll carve you up and lay you down

Nice to meat you, in our slaughter zone

Tonight you're more than just skin and bone

Uncle Jack's in the basement, crafting his art

He'll stitch you up nice before you fall apart

A little limb here, and a little leg there

We got ourselves a feast, it's a family affair

The bbq's roaring, flames lick the sky

You're the secret part in our sweet meat pie

We serve it with a side of chaos and dread

By the time you figure it out, you'll be already dead

Nice to meat you, hope you stick around

We'll fillet your fear and pin you to the ground

Hey there stranger, got that tasty bite

Welcome to the table, don't you put up a fight

Seasoned with terror, marinated in fright

Come on down, we're serving up fresh delight

Nice to meat you, baby, you're our special dish

Tonight, we grant your fucking final wish

Nice to meat you, don't you run and hide

In this family, you're guest of honor inside

Nice to meat you, we really like your style

Stay a while, we'll dine in denial

Nice to meat you, we've got room for more

In our fucking haunted house of gore