Starbucks Lyrics

When you wanna tell the special people in your life

That you care about em but just not enough to try

And you kinda couldn't give a fuck if they live or die

Give em Starbucks gift cards

When there is occasion to give someone a gift

And you wanna show em you don't really give a shit

But also they need to know you spent ten bucks on it

Give em Starbucks gift cards

Giving gifts is hard to do

So when you're obligated to

Give the gift that says"Fuck you - here's a Starbucks gift card"

If your goal's to make your cognizance of others understood

With emotionless acknowledgment of personhood

Via non-transactional transfer of assets then you should

Give em Starbucks gift cards

Nothing says"we've met" quite like a

Starbucks gift card