Swappin' Lies Lyrics

I've got a ninety-dollar house in a trillion-dollar city

Workin' for the man and he never shows pity

I'm the voice of an angel, a million-dollar look

I feel a witty bitty on a big freakin' hook

If you judge a man by the shoes that he wears

I'm sharp and shiny, stealin' all the stares

If you judge a man by the girl in his car

I'm smooth as a criminal and bright as a star

Vote me, choke me, invite me in your games

Better lookin' than Trace Adkins

And more famous than Jesse James

Add me, delete me, it's control at your fingertips

I got rock hard abs and guns straight from a battleship

I sure am glad I gave this internet a try

Life is good when you're swappin' lives

I got the world's dumbest smartphone type and I'm a millionaire

I got a Walmart fan that waffles through the air

Got a chain on my wallet and a mullet on my head

A poodle named Pixie and a beagle named Fred

I got two thousand friends, most I never met

A forty-foot yacht and a sixty-three Vetchinette

That is, I'm an out-of-work painter livin' off the state

I'm the next big thing, yeah, I'm just that great

Vote me, choke me, yeah, that's my real name

Sexier than Kenny Chesney, a monster with no shame

Add me, delete me, the power given to you

By tiny men with big brains with nothin' better to do

I sure am glad I gave this internet a try

I sure am glad I gave this internet a try

Life is easy when you're swappin' lives

I got a service and a mansion but the house is on wheels

A twelve-inch TV watchin' the hillbillies of Beverly Hills

Got a six-color flannel that at night could land planes

All my lights have some kind of stain, mostly self-made

I've got a six-movie deal that I shoot next week

Three unlucky squirrels will be layin' at my feet

I'm a disco dancer with moves that will make you melt

I'm a Kung Fu Kangaroo with a triple black belt

Vote me, choke me, no need to unfriend

I'm funnier than Charlie Sheen, my profile is where the fun begins

Add me, delete me, but believe in what I say

I'm the richest, best-lookin, most buff, fronk-a-bustin

Fast car-drivin, sweet gal-kissin, supermodel-lovin

Country hopin, limousine-laughin, Grammy-winnin

Country singin, Time magazine, man of the year, at least for today

Tomorrow might be a pill-poppin, head-bangin

Kumero-stealin, bandana-wearin, rebel flag-wavin

Ass-kickin, God-fearin, dog-lovin, woman-shreddin

Muppet-hatin, music-producin, Justin Bieber-lovin

Wheel of fortune watchin, son of a gun, but it's all in fun

I've got a ninety-dollar house in a trillion-dollar city

Workin' for the man, and he never shows pity

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