Santa's List Lyrics

Santa you know nobody's perfect Right

I parked in the space that said for moms-to-be

Cut the line for coffee blamed my bad knee

Snuck my neighbor's Wi-Fi for a binge or two

Returned that library book a year overdue

Double-dipped the guac at the office bash

Told a joke so bad it made Grandma dash

Am I on Santa's list

Oh I hope it exists!

Check it twice make it nice

I'm no saint but I play it nice

Santa you know the gist

I'm worth the gift assist!

Took three candies from the bowl marked take just one

Told my boss I'd quit just for some fun

Re-gifted a sweater with tags still on

And blamed the dog when the snacks were gone

Called in sick to work while at the beach

Exaggerated stories that seemed out of reach

Am I on Santa's list

Oh I hope it exists!

Check it twice make it nice

I'm no saint but I play it nice

Santa you know the gist

I'm worth the gift assist!

I didn't rob a bank or steal a car

Didn't start a fight at the local bar

Sure I'm not flawless but let's agree

Nobody's ever been HOLIER than me

Santa put me on your list

I've earned that festive twist

Don't need the coal give me the gold

I've played my part now do what you're told

Santa you owe me this—

I better be on your list!

Santa just one gift I'll be better I swear

Or at least I'll try harder next year somewhere