All I Want for Christmas (Is To Deport the Assholes) Lyrics

Holidays again

Time to fuel the machine

Time to be a consumer

And spend your hard-earned green

It's a season for giving

And finally forgetting

Bullshit you've been through

And the things they've done to you

But this year

I want something special

I'm not real sure that Santa would agree

But I've been good this year

And I want something practical

Not sure if it works for you,

But I know it works for me

All I want for Christmas is to deport the assholes

Send 'em out by air, by land, or sea

All I want for Christmas is to deport the assholes

If you are not an asshole you'd agree

Every year the holidays are full of it

People tackling people just to buy them shit

All I want for Christmas is to deport the assholes

'Cause everybody knows two or three

You could send them by a bus without much fuss across the border

Or fly 'em overseas with return trip out of order

You could put 'em two by two into a ship that's built by Noah

Strap sticks of dynamite to the hull, say 'goodbye, sorry for ya'

You could get a hold of NASA, pack those assholes in a rocket

You could pay for all the rocket fuel by picking Elon's pocket

You could cram the assholes in a box with no return address

It's 'all aboard for assholes' on the massive prick express

All I want for Christmas is to deport the assholes

Send 'em out by air, by land, or sea

All I want for Christmas is to deport the assholes

If you are not an asshole you'd agree

I'm so sick of people I could throw a fit

Just a bunch of assholes that are full of shit

All I want for Christmas is to deport the assholes

'Cause everybody knows two or three