White Trash Reunion (Remastered) Lyrics

Now everyone walks in the room

They rub each other's afros

It's a little gathering

Of white trash comedy

But they all have a secret

A branch of this family tree

Traveled on down to the south

Became the prostitutes of Florida

The others they limp

The other ones sweat

Some have hemorrhoids

That they need to treat with cream

Oh this trashy family

One hella of a reunion

They gather at the party hall

Fakin' niceness with a smile

Really they all hate each other's guts

They let money rule their hearts with greed

Shit for them it's all they need

White Trash Reunion

Everybody looks around

Says what the hell ya' doin' here

One man goes to the bathroom

Another brother follows

So when Scott sits down to use the pot

Jimmy watches and gets a cup

He asked for what

For what I say

He's drinkin' some piss

What the hell did I just see

These idiots are drinkin' piss

But before I could collect my thoughts

A man comes out of the women's room

Face brown as hell

I sighed and hung my head

Conrad's eatin' shit

Oh it's a trashy family

One hella of a reunion

They gather at the party hall

Fakin' niceness with a smile

Really they all hate each other's guts

They let money rule their hearts with greed

Shit for them it's all they need

White Trash Reunion

So that's my story to y'all

About this nasty ass family

Made me quit my job at the party hall

Hope I never have to see them again

They let money rule their hearts with greed

Shit for them it's all they need

White Trash Reunion