E=mc² Lyrics

I was walking down the street, not a care in my mind

When I bumped into a guy with hair that was wild

He said, I'm Albie Einstein, just out for a stroll

And before I knew it, we were talking soul to soul

He said, Come on, let's grab a drink or two

And before I knew it, we were way past a few

He got me talking 'bout my theory, so cleverly true

But little did I know, he was scribbling down too

I told him all about E equals mc squared

How energy and mass, you know, they're kinda paired

He nodded, smiled, and poured another round

I didn't notice he was writing everything down

He said, Come on, let's grab a drink or two,

And before I knew it, we were way past a few

He got me talking 'bout my theory, so cleverly true

But little did I know, he was scribbling down too

I told him all about E equals mc squared

How energy and mass, you know, they're kinda paired

He nodded, smiled, and poured another round

I didn't notice he was writing everything down

He said, Come on, let's grab a drink or two

And before I knew it, we were way past a few

He got me talking 'bout my theory, so cleverly true

But little did I know, he was scribbling down too

Next thing I know, I'm reading the news

"Einstein's Relativity" – wait, what's this ruse

My theory's on the page, his name's on the sign

And here I am, forgotten, drinking lousy cheap wine

He said, "Come on, let's grab a drink or two

And before I knew it, we were way past a few

He got me talking 'bout my theory, his name's on the side

And here I am, forgotten, drinking lousy cheap wine

So here's a lesson for you

if you're walking down the lane

And some genius asks you to explain your brain

Keep your theories close, and your drinks even closer

Or you'll end up like me, a total unknown poser

Geniuses can be a pain in the ass