Counting's for Nurds Lyrics

It's the kingdom of Don

Where we banish the blues

I tee off at noon - here's a bible

A watch and some gold shoes

I'm gifted to know

How to fan any flame

If we don't agree on the numbers

We'll count them again

But counting's for nurds

And you're better off with vicious words

I am makeup years old

But my brand is all gold

From my Manhattan view

I can lord it over you

I have mansions and cars and

A friend who owns Mars and

Reality dies

Right in front of my eyes

It's the kingdom of Don

Where the world is on fire

I sleep till midday - so Don Junior

Watch over the empire

I failed to protect

My wife in the rain

But you'll be looked after

Like young girls were safe with Ghislaine

But counting's for nurds

And you're better off with vicious words

Such is my fame

The whole world knows my name

The commander-in-chief

Not a shifty old thief

Here's to the gluttons

I press all their buttons

Now they wanna see me

Back at the top of the tree

It's the kingdom of Don

Where we know how to win

If things don't work out on the ballot

We're sending the troops in

I'm the best of all time

The strongest of strong

The crowds are so huge and the queues

Are so many miles long

But counting's for nurds