I Almost Got Hen Hunched on the Bus Lyrics

I got all my supplies together right down to the letter

Maybe to burn your handwriting would make me feel better

I got a talisman, ten bucks, and a healthy superstition

I'll do anything to throw light on my dark disposition

I didn't think… it was anything

So I looked back

Trying to lease a fleece codpiece is as tough as it looks

Love for Dummies is actually one of my top two or three books

I didn't read the room, got the broom, and you were all gone soon

But I could read my watch by the light of the silvery moon

I didn't think… it was anything

So I looked back

My son, better put that back

From the jar where you got it at

If you don't, you are going to regret it

Well, I almost got sick on the bus

When I thought of what became of us

If there was one person left you could trust

It wouldn't be me

Cuz I was born in the barrel of a gun

And I'll always be my father's son

And I know now that you were the one

I WAS A

BLIND

FOOL

Babe

Now Marlon's looking out of the front door

And it's raining like the day before

And you set your soldiers up to fail

And march them to war

It would be so nice to tell you

Is that flowers or weeds in the yard?

And is every decision this hard?

Until it's written on a greeting card

And stuffed in a drawer

With your old keys and your old credit cards

And some demons that you just only sparred

And your angels started yelling, "En garde!"

Because they got bored

It would be so nice to tell you

Nothing takes the fall much harder than pride

And if you make it to the other side

You're just in time to run to the cellar and hide

You can't be too sure!

It would be so nice to tell you