Bungalow Legs Lyrics

BUNGALOW LEGS

If you hear the crowds a-cheering from the bar on Friday night

And you've had an awful job to park your car

It's country night in Chepstow and the folks have come on down

To hear fiddles, mandolins and steel guitars

Doris plays her dobro with the Blue Rinse Country Band

They play Bluegrass, swing and old time country blues

She don't need to look real pretty, she's ready in a trice

With her wrinkled stockings and her sturdy shoes

She's got bungalow legs, pigeon toes, knock knees, two left feet

But listen to her play lap steel guitar

Her teeth ain't straight, her clothes are quaint

Her hair's the colour of a parakeet

But oh boy can she play lap steel guitar

Aunty Betty's on the banjo, she's also on the gin

It helps her keep on playing all night long

Clawhammer, finger pickin', or any style at all

But dear lord don't let her sing you a song

Freda's on the fiddle, her hoe-down makes you dance

But watch her when she goes to buy a round

The band gets paid on Sunday, she's spent it all by Monday

But she's the greatest fiddle player they ever found

Ethel's only tiny but she plays the double bass

By standing on an old tin trunk

Her bass lines are to die for, her rhythms are so tight

She can play slap bass stone sober or blind drunk

But Doris is the boss, her ten million Facebook fans

Just adore the lady leader of the band

She keeps them out of trouble when the audience gets rough

She's the toughest steel guitarist in the land

She's got bungalow legs, pigeon toes, knock knees, two left feet

But listen to her play lap steel guitar

Her teeth ain't straight, her clothes are quaint

Her hair's the colour of a parakeet

But oh boy can she play lap steel guitar

Slow it down

She's got bungalow legs, pigeon toes, knock knees, two left feet

But listen to her play lap steel guitar

Her teeth ain't straight, her clothes are quaint

Her hair's the colour of a parakeet

But oh boy can she play lap steel

Oh boy can she play lap steel

Oh boy can she play lap steel guitar