Funny Christmas In The USA Lyrics

Christmas time is here let's go wild and cheer!

In the USA we celebrate in a funny way!

We light up the tree so bright it's insane

It's like a disco ball for every airplane!

Uncle Bob's outside snowblower fight

And Auntie Sue's baking pies that reach new heights!

Neighbors go crazy with lights on the lawn

It's a circus of colors shining 'til dawn!

Ugly sweaters with reindeer and lights

We wear them all and it feels just right!

Christmas time is here let's go wild and cheer!

In the USA we celebrate in a funny way!

We watch movies where toys come to life

And sing about snowmen who melt from strife

Kids build gingerbread houses so sweet

But eat all the candy before they complete!

We microwave marshmallows we're in a rush

Roasting's too slow we just like the mush!

The whole family crammed tight having a blast

Board games turn to pillow fights fast!

Let's talk fruitcake – why does it exist?

We re-gift it every year; it's always missed!

Grandpa dances to Jingle Bell Rock

Wearing socks on his head and a chicken as a prop!

Christmas time is here let's go wild and cheer!

In the USA we celebrate in a funny way!

We hang giant socks by the fireplace

Leave milk and cookies for Santa to taste!

Kiss your grandma under mistletoe

Dress up the dog even if there's no snow!

The turkey's burnt the lights all blew

But that's what Christmas means for me and you!

Funny traditions we love to display

It's a funny wild Christmas in the USA!

Christmas time is here let's go wild and cheer!

In the USA we celebrate in a funny way!