Time to Smoke Lyrics

It ain't no joke when it's time to smoke

You can back down now or you can take a toke (take a toke, bitch)

I'll tell you a story if you're in the mood

With some style and some grace and some attitude (wee)

The beat underneath me like the ground I walk

And the bass so soothing like the way I talk

Got up in the morning, just another day

Before I left my house I rolled up a fat jay

Cause back in the day when weed was still illegal

I still smoked more nugs than China has people

Walked up to the house of fun

By the time I got there the smoking was done (what the fuck?)

So I had to walk out the door

Obviously it was time to find more

I had to score, now I'm gonna rearrange it

And I be spitting the shit the way I spray it

Never gonna change the truth

Went to get the grass

Police car zoomed up behind my ass

I'm moving fast, they're chasing me slow

And I'm checking out my stash while I go

I had to make sure that it's trimmed

Looking green as hell and the stems ain't too big

But I'm a have to wait to smoke later

First I gotta outrun these low-key haters

Forgot my papers, gotta stop at the smoke shop

Looked over my shoulder, there was no cops

It ain't no joke when it's time to smoke (no way)

You can back down now or you can take a toke (take a mothafuckin' toke)

The way that we ride there's no need to hide

I got one more story to tell (one more)

So I hope you got time (I hope you got time)

The very same day I got a call from a friend

He said, Nick T what you doin?

Said I'm cruising in my Benz

He said, yo, you gotta get to this party

Chicks are getting naughty, smoking some Bob Marley (okay)

Got to the door, I said what's going on

I saw a four-piece hookah and a five-foot bong

The bass was all pumping throughout the place jumping

Everybody and their uncle trying to get a taste of it

Of this wicked shit, it wasn't like any other

Could take down any strong-lung stoner motherfucker

I had to set the shit down

It fucked us all up, so we were laughing on the ground

Rolling all around and looking dumb

I want some munchies but I can't even get none

I'm too dumb, can't even get up

Tried to pull my head up, that ain't the setup

But instead of keeping the music down

We turned it up because like Kiss, we love it loud

You know the party don't stop, up and down the block

Passing the brew, some dude yelled fuck the cops

One-eight-seven, we'll go to heaven

But the chance we see 40 is probably one to 11

I'm hoping that bad things pass, maybe I'll get some ass

Always down to smoke a bowl until it's fucking cashed

It ain't no joke, when it's time to smoke

You can back down now, or you can take a toke

Cause the way that we ride, there's no need to hide

I'm still singing lullabies from the west side (west side mothafucka)

Lullabies from the fucking west side

That's right

Talkin' bout

Nick T on the beat, Dazmin D

Yo, are you there?

I think you pocket dialed me

What the fuck are you eating so loud, god damn it

One more time

Ain't no joke, when it's time to smoke (it's time to smoke)

You can back down now, or you can take a toke (take a mothafuckin' toke)

Cause the way that we ride, there's no need to hide

Very plain, I'm gonna smoke this Mary Jane until the day I die

Yo, you know it's legal to smoke weed, right

You're in California