DFWP Lyrics

So… Billy Guitarist told me that one of you said that you did not like the Porkus songs on the debut album. Well, that's too damn bad! In fact, here is a song just for you… bitch

One, two, three, four

Hello people, this is Porkus, and I play another song for you

Someone said I threw the vibe off when I sang "If" on the debut

So this is a song for all da people who agrees with what they said

If you no like Porkus then perhaps I torture you until you're dead

Whoa ho ho

THAT IS SO LOUD, FUCK

I go to your family reunion, grab a machine gun and I blast away

I make sure that you do not live to see the sun shine another day

I will leave you and your family right lying covered in blood

Then I take a big old shit upon your corpses and say it is mud

And I will deny the fact that I have shit upon your dead because, I don't know for sure, but I assume it's probably illegal to shit on a dead body. And if you don't want your family and yourself lying in a lake of blood and pig shit… DON'T FUCK WITH PORKUS! Just a suggestion, not a demand

Asshole Kind of hurt my feelings a little. Not going to lie You say you don't like Porkus, but… whatever The damage is done That's okay I guess you don't have to like Porkus