MERRY CHRISTMAS, i hate u Lyrics

Your present just came in the mail

How'd you make the holidays a personal hell?

If I see you under mistletoe I'm going to jail

Text me again you're getting kicked in the bells

I should be hanging ornaments up on a tree

Celebrating your first Christmas with me

Now I'm getting drunk by a nativity

And I think baby Jesus is judging me

'Tis the season

Remember the reason

He's the one who came and He's all forgiving

Well call it treason

Love's depletion

I'm not letting this shit go so

Merry Christmas I hate u

Gotta make it to New Year's Day

I'll never get my whole wishlist

Your ego doesn't fit on Santa's sleigh

I'll cry in my ugly sweater

Blame my depression on the weather

Merry Christmas I hate u

I really really hate u

I should be making angels out in the snow

Letting non-alcoholic eggnog flow

Now I'm like a sad-spiked candy cane ho

My heart's frozen at ten below

'Tis the season

Remember the reason

He's the one who came and He's all forgiving

Well call it treason

Love's depletion

You never even said that you're sorry so

Merry Christmas I hate u

Gotta make it to New Year's Day

I'll never get my whole wishlist

Your ego doesn't fit on Santa's sleigh

I'll cry in my ugly sweater

Blame my depression on the weather

Merry Christmas I hate u

I really really hate u

Down the stairs on Christmas Day

A six-five package wrapped for me

A brand new toy to get in my way

Damn he's as hot as a fireplace

Lucky for you I've got frostbit lips

So it hurts like hell to kiss on his

I sent him away with the reindeer clicks

I'll hibernate until January hits

Merry Christmas I hate u

Said you'd come back someday

Maybe next year ask Santa

If my ass fit's in a sleigh

You look like an ugly sweater

You won't find nobody better

Merry Christmas I hate u

I really really hate u

I hope your christmas is a hundred degrees

And you cry when you realize she's not me

I hope you choke on a peppermint candy

It's all good Santa will forgive me

Merry Christmas I hate u

Fa-la-la-la-luck you