Pie Hole Lyrics

I'm all for strong women

And what they have to say

They deserved liberation

Same work, equal pay

I like restaurants or parties

With mixed company

But there's times I like hangin' out

With just my buddies and me

Lately there's a lady

Who's lurking about

She finds the time and the places

The boys are gonna hang out

And she thinks we'll consider her

Just one of us

If she drinks like a sailor

And knows how to cuss

Put a lid on it baby

Zip it up, lose the key

Who invited you anyway?

It sure wasn't me

Your long stories are boring

That joke's obnoxious at best

Put a lid on it baby

Give your pie hole a rest

My wife is a wonder

She's my dearest friend

She can charm all the ladies

Hold her own with the men

But she and her girlfriends

Will get together sometimes

For chewin' the fat

And speakin' their minds

And she can't comprehend a

Woman's lack of respect

For the break we all need from

The opposite sex

Or people so plainly

Unsure of themselves

That they have to pretend that

They're somebody else

Put a lid on it baby

Zip it up, lose the key

Who invited you anyway?

It sure wasn't me

We're too kind to tell you

That we all think it best

You put a lid on it baby

Give your pie hole a rest

Each band has their"Yoko"

Each day has a night

Hillary has Bubba

Ben Franklin loved kites

Now we're sitting here wondering

We can't understand

How a gal thinks we'll dig her

If she acts like a man

Put a lid on it baby

Zip it up, lose the key

Who invited you anyway?

It sure wasn't me

You're smart and you're pretty

But with us you're a mess

Put a lid on it baby

Give your pie hole a rest

Put a lid on it baby

Give your pie hole a rest