55 Lyrics

I've got two racks of pills with the days of the week

One for day and one for the night

I've got two love handles and a pain in the knees

Before I get undressed I turn out the light

I eat a lot of veggies and I walk the dog

I take 10000 steps a day

And if you see me heading for the bathroom at night

Well you better get out of my way

Because I'm 55

But I'm still alive

Yes I'm 55

I'm still alive

Don't write me off yet

I've got two grown kids, they've taken all my old clothes

Nothing fits me from before 2010

I've got too much cholesterol and not the right kind

I'm just a pint of ice cream from the end

It's been a long long time since I was in my prime

There's so many things that I forget

So if I see you and I don't recall your name

Just be glad I'm around, and that I'm not dead yet