Sim-ulated Love Lyrics

If love was like The Sims, I'd hit play right now

We could build our dreamhouse, its easy, I'll show you how

I'd add you to my household, and BAM! 20K out of the blue

We'd move into a starter shack, no fridge, no floor

Placing cheap furniture while we're dreaming of more

With walls barely painted and a stove that's on fire

Switching to "Build Mode," making space for all we want

Turning a blank lot into a world that's just waiting to grow

If love was like The Sims, I'd hit play right now

We could build our dreamhouse, its easy, I'll show you how

When things get rough, let's "Shift and Click" then "Teleport" away

Just type in some cheat codes, we'll be filthy rich

Promote myself to the top just by a few clicks

Living like billionaires, with butlers and pools

Forget the real world, let's live in The Sims instead

We can woohoo in the hot tub at night beneath the stars

We will max out our fun moodlet, forget about the rest

Those other moods, we have a cheat for that too

Switching to "Build Mode," making space for all we want

Turning a blank lot into a world that's just waiting to grow

If love was like The Sims, I'd hit play right now

We could build our dreamhouse, its easy, I'll show you how

Uh-ohhhhhhhh, the power went out, did I save

Ouch! Everything is gone, oh well! Time to move on

I'll just make it better than it was before

Its just The Sims, nothing's ever for real