Urban Commando Lyrics

Counts reps at the gym, got his gear in black

Paintball plonker, thinks he's got the knack

Seen all the movies, knows every line

Job in Retail, drives a German car

Urban commando, hero in his own lunchtime

Looking for action, but none's his own

Thinks he's smooth, thinks he's tough

Last proper fight he had was at nursery

Tactical vest, but no mission in sight

Poses in mirrors like it's fight night

He plays the hero in his daydream scenes

Whatever you say, he has done one better

Urban commando, hero in his own lunchtime

Looking for action, but none's his own

Thinks he's smooth, thinks he's tough

Last proper fight he had was at nursery

A picture of himself on his phone lock screen

Beautified filters from 10 years ago

Checking out dating sites as he sits on the bog

Telling stories about what he does for a Job

Urban commando, hero in his own lunchtime

Looking for action, but none's his own

Thinks he's smooth, thinks he's tough

Last proper fight he had was at nursery

Urban commando, hero in his own lunchtime.

Urban commando, all show, no go.

Last proper fight he had was at nursery.

And a little girl beat him, thankfully, nobody knows.