UTILITY BELT Lyrics

Never again will Batman have the advantage over me in that utility belt of his

No, never again will the ghastly girdle thwart my plans, for I, the

Clown Prince of Crime, have found the answer to it

What is it, Joker

My own utility belt

Gee, terrific! Can I try one

Hands off, you fool. It is for me only. Me, your merry master

Secrets are my precious property

So I bore you with reality, right

Let the problems unite, till dust particles return to the afterlife

Often wonder what death was like

Chess, I know, hard acapella, silent life

In doctrines of TV, environmental pause, and breath of life

Take a look out your soul window

Maybe my soul floatin' on the cloud's pillow

Watchin' the smokers hit the brillo

Spiders lay eggs and they raise child widows

Bill of cancer insurance don't cover hospitals

Oh, you still mad about that O.J. acquittal

Take this Heisman stiff arm, nigga, it's official

Before leavin' Earth, there are some basic functions

I'm readin' a chip bag, wonderin' why it's food colorin' in funyuns

And why Mountain Dew is banned in most foreign countries

Feedin' ourselves death, livin' in devil guard junkies

Hereditary, the cemetery

Legendary accounts, the numbers crunchin'

Apple bit already, we learnin' math through number munchers

Suitable after death, now everybody love you

Get to monitor a universe, one of us

Vantage Point join in, semiconductors

Four lines, oceans under us

Clumsy Columbus, the compass trust

Remarried inherit the land owed to us

Show mastery for salary, the acre mule fuss

Some regurgitated others, it was what they threw up

9-11 keepin' plain new trust

99-year lease, family feast, destruction come

Pentagon same angles on the money missin' from

Flight 93 in shoes, Admiral Dave Robinson

Out of options, now the COVID masked up

Either rob the breath or the vaccine trust

Sam Perkins or the fentanyl lust

Hell's angels, they bombin', fluid or angel dust

Cast out the naysayers, theory, conspiracy, unjust

Towers broadcast frequency, vibrate, killin' us

Thunder livin' Lakers, flippers back up for the rust

Easy sniper, DC Marvel, sound in my trunk

Death is a celebration, nigga, why rush

So much life to live, so why give it up

So much life to live, so why give it up

What does it do, Joker

Everything. It's my Aladdin's lamp

Gee, can I make a wish on it

Do, my pretty

Gee, I'd like a million bucks

A sable raft

Ah, commonplace

A two-week ocean cruise

Extraordinary

What, Joker

Just the thing

The most astonishing crew anyone ever pulled

Quickly, quick, get me that newspaper

Here you are, Joker

S.S. Gotham, the new super-luxury liner

Going to be launched this Saturday, yes

How, Joker

Ah, first steps first

Our old nemesis, Batman

He'll try to stop us

Exactly, exactly

We must first eliminate Batman from the sea