Turkey's Revenge Lyrics

Thanksgiving's twisted, hear my plea

I stuffed the turkey, now it's stuffing me

Gather round folks, hear this absurdity

It's a feast day irony

Wrestled that turkey, got it dressed

Herbs and spices, thought I impressed

Shoved it in the oven, turned to jest

But oh boy, my belly can attest

Started the day, belt losing the notch

Turkey looked scared, it watched the clock

Hours passed, we took our block

Now I'm the one who can barely walk

Stuffing the turkey, now the turkey stuffs me

Gobbling down till I can't even see

It's a wild Thanksgiving, an eating spree

Turkey's revenge, oh what a spree

Plates piled high, we're on a roll

Turkey's plotting, it stole the show

Thought I was hunter, top of the pole

Now I'm stuffed more than casserole

Family's laughing, I'm in distress

Should've worn pants with more stretchiness

Turkey's magic, must confess

I'm defeated, it's made its press

Stuffing the turkey, now the turkey stuffs me

Can't stop eating, it's a gluttony spree

Thanksgiving's gone rogue, can't you see

Turkey's laughing at you and me

Next year I'm vegan, I swear it's true

Can't face another stuffing coup

But who am I kidding, past that brew

Turkey's calling, and I need round two

Evening's end, can't tie my shoe

Turkey's smiling, says who stuffed who

Try to rise, but can only move

This bird's a veg, Thanksgiving's through

So here's a lesson, take it from me

Respect the turkey, or let it be

Cause once you stuff it, you will see

It comes back around, deliciously