Fork Me Lyrics

Fork me, honey, don't leave me waiting

I'm so hungry, can't you see my hands shaking?

Let's gather round, indulge without end

Fork me, or I'll eat with my hands, my friend

It's been a long day, and I'm ready to dine

Sit down with you, everything's feeling fine

When the platter's full, and the smells are grand

You know I'm ready, fork me or I'll eat with my hands

Ah, the spread on this table got me amazed

From savory roasts to sweet glazed

But darlin', let's not let it get cold

I'm hungry for your love, let the story unfold

When the table's set and you're near

All my worries disappear

Grab that fork, don't hesitate

Or I'll just dive right in, and clean my plate

Fork me, honey, don't leave me waiting

I'm so hungry, my heart's a-racing

We'll feast together, no need to pretend

Fork me or I'll eat with my hands, my friend

In this dinner light, your eyes they shine

Pass those greens, that mac and cheese divine

We laugh and chat, it's a supper sweet

But don't delay, or I'll start to eat

Fork me, honey, the clock is ticking

Can't you hear my tummy wishing?

We'll savor each bite, 'til the very end

Fork me, or I'll eat with my hands, my friend

The candles flicker on this cozy night

With every dish, everything feels so right

But when I'm hungry, you know the deal

I won't wait long, I'll set fire to this meal

Fork me or I'll eat with my hands, my friend

Desserts coming, and we're grinning wide

Slice of pie, oh my, I can't decide

One more plate, and we'll call it a night

But hurry now, 'cause I'm ready to bite

Fork me, darling, before I lose control

Every bite wants to nourish my soul

We'll share the love, like only we know

Fork me, or watch me devour it whole