Seagull Stole My Hash Brown Lyrics

There in the streets, early one morn

Double sausage egg McMuffin what I got hand

Making my way to the place I work

When from over my shoulder the feathered one came

Swooped on down at a very quick rate

Got his sights set on what I got in hand

Took as he pleased and pleased as he took

Took the hash brown, right outta my hand

Seagull he took my hash

Brown down ate it down

Took my hash brown

Seagull took my hash brown

And he ate it ate it ate it ate it down

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Lack of breakfast starch real infuriating

Seagull sat there just laughing at my pain

No real sense of monetary value

He don't realise what he's taken from me

Not just calories but money too

Could of saved a few pence just going without

But at least I felt his feathers on my cheek

Soft as day is dawning

Seagull he took my hash

Brown down ate it down

Took my hash brown

Seagull took my hash brown

And he ate it ate it ate it ate it down

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