
Kafka's Secret Weapon Lyrics
- Genre:Alternative
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
Kafka grew a Swastika
Underneath his chinia
Tickled every labia
Now they call him Savior
Nietzsche wrote a haiku
Stuffed it in his shoe
With all that he knew
But was it false or was it true
Confucius taught with a golden ruler
Nothing ever got any cooler
Lifted up the average schooler
Except of course for Ferris Bueller
Dante burned his whole house down
But only figuratively to the ground
Said Purgatory can be found
It's right on over in the next town
But Kafka grew a Swastika
Underneath his chinia
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He wins the Golden Crania