The Closet Roast Lyrics

Make me whole

Like an Eagle flying over the roof

Call my phone

I am hiding in your closet

Bruh, why you got so many pairs of shoes?

That's too much

You only need like two

This cardigan is really nice

But it do be reminding me of my mice

And what the hell is this manky ass pink jumper?

Like the pink colour has literally just like faded

Nah bro legit just like throw this out

I'm about to vomit that's actually so disgusting

Throw out this jumper right now

Oop, Oh I like this scarf

Oh no, actually it means you're not the one

I mean like not you I mean the scarf

(Psst come over here)

What?

(Yeah come over here)

The hell are you doing in my closet?

(Bro legit you gotta throw all these clothes out like)

Why though?

(They're just not really suiting your style right now)

What do you- what do you mean?

(And I don't really wanna be like that guy but like)

What?

(It needs a whole revamp like these shelves)

My closet needs a revamp?

(I'm a little cramped in here, there's no hiding space)

Why are you cramped bruh?

(Just fix it)

No

Sike

It was all a dream

And for legal purposes

This never happened

This is a piece of fabrication

It is fiction

None of this ever happened

Enjoy