Fuck SeaWorld Security Lyrics

Fuck SeaWorld security

Well, I rolled into town, just lookin' for some fun,

Thought I'd hit the water, soak up the sun.

But when I got to SeaWorld, I just couldn't believe,

Those tight-lipped guards wouldn't let me breathe.

Oh, fuck SeaWorld security, what's the deal?

Just wanna see the dolphins, feel the ocean's reel.

They're takin' life too serious, got me feelin' small,

Just a cowboy on a mission, tryin' to have a ball.

I flashed my ticket, said, "Let me on through,"

But they looked me up and down like they already knew.

"Sir, you can't bring in that drink, and you can't wear those boots,"

I just laughed and said, "Well, ain't that a hoot?"

Oh, fuck SeaWorld security, what's the deal?

Just wanna see the dolphins, feel the ocean's reel.

They're takin' life too serious, got me feelin' small,

Just a cowboy on a mission, tryin' to have a ball.

So I took my chances, jumped the fence,

Thought about freedom, and it all made sense.

With the waves in my hair and the sun on my skin,

I'll take my chances, let the good times begin!

They can't keep me from my secret beauty,

Her name is Flipper, she's the biggest cutie.

We're dancin' on the boardwalk, livin' life loud,

With a drink in my hand, I'm feelin' proud.

Oh, fuck SeaWorld security, what's the deal?

Just wanna see the dolphins, feel the ocean's reel.

They're takin' life too serious, got me feelin' small,

Just a cowboy on a mission, tryin' to have a ball.

So here's to the ocean, the sun, and the sand,

With a heart full of freedom, I'm takin' a stand.

Fuck SeaWorld security, I'll do what I please,

Livin' life my way, feelin' that sweet sea breeze.