We're The Double Dragons ft. Dan Avidan & Arin Hanson Lyrics

Oh yeah, Double Dragons, Billy and Jimmy, here we go

The dragons are here, you ain't seein' double

We're gonna break your bones 'till they turn into rubble

River City needs protecting from the evil crime boss

So we'll punch and we'll kick 'till your eyes start to cross

Yo I'm Billy, my hair is smooth as silk

My bones are strong 'cause I like to drink milk

Hey, I'm Jimmy, I only just heard

About the milk thing and I'm extremely concerned

With our soosetsuken style no one can mess

With the lee brothers POW you'll contend with the best

I just wanna follow up on the previous thing

What, the style that we use? No, the thing about milk

Hey bro, don't worry, just tell em bout Jimmy Lee

Well alright, I lift weights and develop techniques

See was that so hard? Now here's some Billy facts

When I'm not line dancing, I'm adopting cats

What?

We're the Double Dragons! We're the toughest around

I've got flaming fists! I ride merry go-rounds

Uh

And together our style is the strongest you'll see

My kicks are lethal! I love herbal tea

Billy could you maybe try to pull it together

Do you think this undershirt is light grey or more heather

BILLY! Okay! I'm sorry. Let's do this

We're the DOUBLE DRAGONS

And our skin is the smoothest

DUDE

Forget it let's get back on track

We've fought around the world, Japan, Egypt and back

Yeah our kicks spin round like a hurricane

And the size of the quilt that I can knit is insane

Moving back to the topic of our fighting ability

Not a single man alive can even match our agility

Except Jeff. What? Jeff could match our agility

Yeah I guess he could, 'cause he's like a clone

Look I know focus dude

Ev-er-y gang in River City starts to quiver

When they hear that the brothers Lee are upriver

Sonny could also match our speed by a lot. WHO

He's our third brother Oh. We kinda forgot. UGH

Could you please just say just one thing about fighting

Well I guess there's one thing like you're kinda describing

Oh god Please... I'm begging you. Just. say. one. thing

It's that I forgot

C'mon

We're the Double Dragons! I swear we're the best

Hey, I cut off my sleeves so my jacket's a vest

We defeated the ghost of an Egyptian Queen

And BONUS! It'll take less detergent to clean

We setup our Dojos in both the East and the West

So you could learn to fight better no matter what your address

Unless you don't wanna learn to fight and that's cool

You know I sorta kinda wish I didn't drop out of school

Double Dragons! Trust me, we're great

Did you hear that you shouldn't use shampoo with sulfate

What are you talking about, what the hell is sulfate

I just heard most guys are allergic to sulfate

I can't believe Marian chose you over me

I train every night and day just so that we can be

The legendary fighting duo known as the brothers Lee

Is the song almost over? I really have to pee

Alright, that's it. We're settling this, once and for all. You and me! 1 on 1

Well, alright! You ready?! Yeah! Here I come! Okay

YA, HHYEEAH, HIYAAH, TEEYAH

I can't believe it, we're dead even

Yeah I guess so

Ughh

How about a glass of milk

UGGHH

Yeah

No

COME ON

ALRIGHT I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF MILK

Nice