Weird Traditions Lyrics

On Christmas Eve we gather 'round the screen

Watching Muppets sing it's a festive scene

Kermit and Miss Piggy bringing cheer

It's a tradition we hold so dear

In Mexico they smash the piñata

And they grill on the beach in Australia

The feasts are grand but it's the quirks we adore

In Germany they leave their shoes outside the door

So let's break out the weird traditions

Because you know that without them there would be something missing

But mistletoe is one good excuse for kissing

So just break out your weird traditions

I like how they have KFC in Japan

Queue up for hours for that Colonel man

I could get on board with eating all that chicken

It's better than the mulled wine in England they're sippin'

From fruitcake in the States to pickled herring

Each custom brings a laugh so let's start sharing

We're wrapping gifts and dodging the snow

Singing carols that's how it goes

So let's break out the weird traditions

Because you know that without there would be something missing

But mistletoe is one good excuse for kissing

So just break out your weird traditions

So let's break out the weird traditions

Because you know that without them there would be something missing

But mistletoe is one good excuse for kissing

So just break out your weird traditions

Let's make up a bunch of rules

That we stick to every year

Nobody questions it because

They are so filled up with holiday cheer

Let's make up a bunch of rules

That we stick to every year

Nobody questions it because

They are so filled up with holiday cheer