A Good Housewife ft. Bec Hollcraft Lyrics

Hair spray oughta keep that strand in place

Bleach got that tile floor near sparkling

Right now outside is dead of night dark

Duct tape garbage bags make good gift wrapping

She is stage one

Lock the gift in the trunk

Hand turns the key

She knows where she's going

He should've known

Secrets passed through the phone

And a housewife

Is so good with a knife

He should've known

Secrets passed through the phone

And a housewife

Is so good with a knife

Majored in Forensic Chemistry

She created a lab for dissolving

He made a mistake messing with her

And when she's done no one will trace a thing

She is stage two

The women meet on cue

Gift changes hands

She's ready to begin

He should've known

Secrets passed through the phone

And a housewife

Is good at being quiet

He should've known

Secrets passed through the phone

And a housewife

Is good at being quiet

That arrogant son of a gun

Loved family so much

He had more than one

So a wife, or two, or three

Stayed composed and routine

Planned this carefully

(He should've known

Secrets passed through the phone)

He should've known

Secrets passed through the phone

And a housewife

Is so good with a knife

He should've known

The air was turning cold

And a housewife

Can let a secret die