000PSIE! ft. William Mitchell Lyrics

I didn't mean to break your vase

Or your lamp, or window, or chair

My clumsiness was the only cause

It's not that I just don't care

I've never been the most adept guy

Accidents plague my life

Can't seem to stop however I try

Wherever I go there's strife

Things fall before I touch them

Doors slam on innocent fingers

Things slip when I try to clutch them

There's a painful memory that lingers

Though I've tried so often to improve

Been careful, thoughtful, and mindful

I've just slipped out of the groove

I might as well have on a blindfold

I fall out of the bed in the morning

And stumble in to work

I drop by without warning

I'll never make postal clerk

Don't drop me like a hot potato

Please don't turn me away from your portal

In the sagacious words of Plato"All men, even Socrates, are merely mortal"