The Ballad of Russell and Julie (2009) ft. David Tennant, Catherine Tate & John Barrowman Lyrics

Julie and Russell sat one night

Russell sparked up a Marlboro Light

Julie's eyes were all ablaze

As Russell tried to shun her gaze

He knew the look he knew the score;

It seemed more manic than before

Russell cringed in fear and dread

As Julie pulled him near and said

Let's do it!

Let's do it!

I've had a really good idea

We'll re-vamp make more camp

A sci-fi show from yester-year

I've had banter with Tranter

Your written word will be hailed in the ming mong mantra

Let's do it!

Let's do it tonight!

But he said

I can't do it!

I can't do it!

You're asking far too much of me

I'm harasssed embarassed;

I've watched the show since I was three

Don't choose me don't use me

My mother sent a note to say you must excuse me

I can't do it!

I can't do it tonight!

So she said

Let's do it!

Let's do it!

Make a brand new Doctor Who

We've got Chris in all's missing

Is a sidekick and an all-Welsh crew

It's not silly to ask Billie

We'll film in every quarry from here to Caerphilly

Let's do it!

Let's do it tonight!

Ooh then he said

I can't do it!

I can't do it!

The pressure of the BBC

I must e-mail some young male

To alleviate the stress on me

I can't block out please lock out

Images of Johnny B getting his cock out

I can't do it!

I can't do it tonight!

She replied

Let's do it!

Let's do it!

Phil okayed my offer to produce

We'll get Trac to take flack

When he lets his raging temper loose

My decision to use your vision

Will make the show the best thing on the television

Let's do it!

Let's do it tonight!

And he squawked

I can't do it!

I can't do it!

Chris is giving up his role

No Time Lord? Oh good Lord

How we're gonna fill this role?

It's too complex we're all wrecks

My brain is overflowing with a bloody Dalek

I can't do it!

I can't do it tonight!

She excitedly said

Let's do it!

Let's do it!

We'll get another Time Lord in

Don't sweat it you can't let it

Make you sad and maudlin

It's not over and moreover

We'll get the lovely fellow in from Casanova

Let's do it!

Let's do it tonight!

And he yelled

I can't do it!

I can't do it!

I really think that I can't cope

More re-writes no respite-

I think I've given up all hope

It'll get canned it'll be panned

Lou says there's no costumes in the whole of England

I can't do it!

I can't do it tonight!

Then she proclaimed

Let's do it!

Let's do it!

Martha Jones is Freema Agyeman

We'll bring back Captain Jack

To fight against the Cybermen

We'll cast a great Master

He can plunge the planet into global disaster

Let's do it!

Let's do it tonight!

And he screamed

I can't do it!

I can't do it!

You've cast Australia's pop princess

It's madness my sadness

Will make this episode a mess

My panic is manic-

The uproar when I kill her off on the Titanic!

I can't do it!

I can't do it tonight!

And she expelled

Let's do it!

Let's do it!

The Doctor needs a brand new mate

Don't linger go ginger

I'm gonna bring back Catherine Tate

I wanna you're gonna

Reunite the Doctor with the fabulous Donna

Let's do it!

Let's do it tonight!

He punctuated

I can't do it!

I can't do it!

I've got obsessed with E4's Skins

Writer's block Please don't mock

It takes my mind off other things

It's so lame

I must blame dirty thoughts I'm having about Midshipman Frame

I can't do it!

I can't do it tonight!

Excitedly she said

Let's do it!

Let's do it!

To film abroad will get my vote

I promise Ed Thomas can't bring Ancient Rome to Upper Boat

It's D-Day on Pompeii;

The forums will be buzzing on Outpost Gallifrey

Let's do it!

Let's do it tonight!

And he roared

I can't do it!

I can't do it!

The studio in Rome's ablaze

On fire it's dire-

How the hell are you not phased?

It's mental Be gentle

They say the cause of fire was a Berkley Menthol

I can't do it!

I can't do it tonight!

So she roared

Let's do it!

Let's do it!

We've got kids back behind settees

Our mission ambition

Was a show for all the families

we should try as our goodbye

A hassle-free excursion to sunny Dubai

Let's do it!

Let's do it tonight!

But he shouted

Oh let's do it!

Let's do it!

I feel like I've been set free

I won't sweat it now Moffat

Is taking up the reins from me

I can't wait it's just great-

I've got a cracking way for Dave to regenerate

Let's do it!

let's do it tonight!

Guess what?

They did it!

They did it!

They opened up the TARDIS door

They're terrific prolific

Made it better than it was before!

A 'thank you' from your crew

We crown you both the King and Queen of Doctor Who

You did it!

You did it tonight!