Barbecued Baby Back Human Legs Lyrics

Take a young man, sane and clean

Aged between twelve and eighteen

Non-smoker, vegetarian

Kill him softly with your fingers

Select a bottle of good Chianti

At room temperature, as it should be

Preheat your oven, before the rest

300°F would be the best

Cut the boy's legs into slices

Cook them apart from the peas

Open the bottle of good Chianti

At room temperature, as it should be

Cover with foil

Bake 2 hours

Prepare the grill

Remove from oven

And grill the legs

Turn it frequently

Serve it with peas

And barbecue sauce

Finally serve it with a good Chianti

At room temperature, as it should be