Don't Date That Guy Lyrics

You say he's got a smile that lights up the room

But I can't stand the thought of him with you

Yeah, I've been hiding how I really feel

So now I'm telling lies to keep it real

You think he's cute, but I gotta confess

He's got a tattoo of his ex on his chest

You deserve someone better, that's no lie

So, I'm just looking out for you, that's why

Don't date that guy, he's kinda strange

He's got a rabbit in a backyard cage

He wears socks with sandals, it's a crime

You can do better, any day, any time

Don't date that guy, girl, can't you see?

He's not the prince that he claims to be

I swear I'm telling you the truth, no lie

Just trust me, don't date that guy

He calls his mom on every single date

And shows up to parties two hours late

I know I'm making stuff up, but that's fine

'Cause really, girl, I just want you to be mine

You think he's sweet, but check out his flair

He's got t-shirts no one would want to wear

I'm just your friend, but here's the deal

I'd hate to see you with someone so unreal

Don't date that guy, he thinks he's a spy

He wears a tinfoil hat and claims he can fly

He says he can dance but he's all just walk

And his prized possession is a freakin pet rock

Don't date that guy, girl, can't you see?

He's not the prince that he claims to be

I swear I'm telling you the truth, no lie

Just trust me, don't date that guy

Maybe I'm jealous, but I can't let it show

If he takes you out, I'd just lose control

So I'm making sure you'll see it clear

He's not the one, girl, stay right here

Don't date that guy, he says he's a pro

But he's got more exes than a game of tic tac toe

He wears t-shirts of bands you don't know

And thinks shorts in the winter is a way to show

Don't date that guy, girl, can't you see?

He's not the prince that he claims to be

I swear I'm telling you the truth, no lie

Just trust me, don't date that guy

No, no, no, don't date that guy

You can do better, don't even try

Trust me, girl, don't date that guy