Middle Aged Dating Song Lyrics

My naked back is growing cold against the sand

As she grabs my hand and says "Hey baby look

The moon is rising yellow

We should thank Elvis Costello for putting it there

For he is everywhere and everything"

And it makes me smile

Cuz I'm still learning about your style

And your story and your laugh

And I foolishly believe that I'm the only one who's heard it

Or maybe the best man to have earned it

Three weeks ago we were just strangers

Now we're on our first vacation

I must have met her expectations

And she don't mind moving fast

No we don't mind moving fast

And we got seven kids between us

But she still looks like a Venus

And we've both seen how time flies

And been tangled up in lies

And we've both seen nothing last

And maybe we just like going fast

She tells me

"I feel God turnin up the gravity every day

And I'm lookin for a friend to hold my hand

As I fly across the sand

So tell me I'm your girl"

And I tell her

"I jump over mountains every day

And I'm looking for a friend by my side

As I roam far and wide

My middle age-d girl-friend yeah"

My sunburned head lays on her stomach on the bed

All glowing red as she goes through her purse

Cuz she always carries aloe

And witch hazel and a vape pen

I'm so turned on by her tanned skin

She's lookin at tattoo shop reviews on her iPhone

(She wanna take some ink home)

I'm playing acoustic on the couch

She says she love its sweet tone

And this beach hotel room

Feels like home

Middle Agers know they're stuck in a dream

Of what they thought they wanted when they were thirteen

Middle agers know how not to trust

Because they've had to lie surprisingly much

Mostly to themselves

Just to get by

Don't know how to make it

But they know how to try

And you know what she told me?

She told me

"I feel God turnin up the gravity every day

And I'm lookin for a friend to make me smile

And lift me up a couple miles

So tell me I'm your girl"

So of course I told her

"I jump over mountains every day

And I'm looking for a friend with some style

Who's a woman not a child

My middle age-d girl-friend yeah"

One day we'll argue

And I wonder who you'll turn to

Or who you could turn into

If these castles fall apart

But we can ignore it at the start

Simply savor the sweetest part

Cuz we both know that's how it goes

If it's worth it for the highs

Then it's worth it for the lows

And we don't like moving slow

So we let the feeling flow

And she tells me

"I feel God turnin up the gravity every day

And I'm lookin for a friend to hold my hand

As I fly across the sand

So tell me I'm your girl"

And I tell her

"I jump over mountains every day

And I'm looking for a friend by my side

As I roam far and wide

My middle age-d girl-friend yeah"