When The Groon Comes To Town ft. Hazel de Mesa Lyrics

One thing about the Groon

You have to say he is well groomed

Hair parted down the middle

Fingernails well manicured

He won't play no second fiddle

He's a top dog, that's for sure

If he was a fish -- I'd be the lure

(You'd be the lure

You'd be the lurid little pile of manure

You're not good enough for the Groon

To step his leather shoes on

You're nothing but a prune

You better scoot and be gone)

Forgive me father for I have sinned

Where the Groon comes to town my troubles do begin

I can't get that Groon out of my mind

He stands tall and firm with a great behind

Ladies blush when he passes by

I can't get that Groon out of my mind

I like this Groon

Better than the last Groon

This Groon is new and improved

(Better get yourself removed)

This Groon has never been used

(You are excused)

Brand new and shiny

Slap him on his shiny heiny

(That shiny heiny's mine he)

That Groon will never know what hit him

After you go Groon

Well you don't forget him

I mean not soon

I like this Groon

Better than the last Groon

This Groon is new and improved

This Groon has never been used

Brand new and shiny

Slap him on his shiny heiny

That Groon will never know what hit him

After you go Groon

Well you don't forget him

I mean not soon