Dog translation Lyrics

Allow me to translate

Listen, I know I've been a good boy

You tell me all the time

So how about a new toy

The rubber chicken will do just fine

Speaking of chicken

You know what sounds finger licking

Those chicken jerky treats

Me really like to eats

And tell that cat to get out of my way

Trust me he does'nt want to play

Sit, come, stay

Is that all you ever say

Squirrel!

Sorry I was distracted

And a wee bit offended how you acted

When you walked through that door

And saw that I puked on the floor

The dogs just said

So what if I shed

I'm still gonna lay in your bed

And chew your shoes till I get fed

You better let me go sniff around

I did time in the pound

So you better watch your tone

And you better go throw me a bone

Because dinner's overdue

And if I see the mailman I'm gonna eat him too

And my bite's worse than my bark

So you better go take me to the doggy park

I envision a world

Where you can catch every squirrel

And tennis balls fall from the sky

And everyday I can go for a ride

In this world there is lesson

Dogs come first and cats come second

There's fire hydrants everywhere

And leashes are illegal there

So, support your local dog pack

And get all of us a snack

Give Fluffy, Buster, and Rex

And all the other dogs a bag of turkey necks