Hey, Dummy Lyrics

Hey, Dummy

I see you just tryin' to relax

With your kicks, and your tricks, and your apple jacks

Thinkin' life is swell and there's nothing to tell. Well

That really ain't the whole ball of wax

Hey, Dummy

I really think you ought to know

For a time, things were fine, but there's more to the show

I never thought it would last, but things are going fast

I'd say a few more years before the whole thing blows

Now, there are two kinds of people

We're really not so unique

The first kind is evil

The other kind is just weak

The latter's on the platter for the former to critique

The world will be depleted 'til there's nothing left for the meek

Hoo, that's bleak

Hey, Dummy

I know you've got your head down low

Thinkin' you can get through like your daddio

But somebody will have to cover the bill still

We're all pretending that we just don't know

Hey, Dummy

Wanna watch the world decay

Got a seat in the street of sunny USA

Here in freedom land, we keep our heads in the sand

It's someone else's problem if we look away

Now there are two kinds of people

Though it sounds a bit rude

The first kind is evil

The other's evil subdued

The matter didn't matter 'til the matter mattered to you

And now our only hope is that the people in charge know what to do

Yup, we're screwed

Hey, Dummy

Problems have a funny way

Of getting peddled and meddled 'til they settle and stay

But why worry now, they're not going anyhow

I guess tomorrow is the new today

Hey, Dummy