Too Much X on Xmas Eve Lyrics

I'm dreaming with my eyes wide open

Of the presents that I'm hoping

I'll be waking up here to receive

The cookies and the milk were good

They taste like someone's childhood

Not mine, but that of someone more naïve

I'm trippin on the lights

And glad this watchdog doesn't bite

He just seems happy to be pet and not retrieve

Never felt such festive cheer

But one thing is midnight clear

I did too much ecstasy on Xmas Eve

I believe I believe

I did too much Ecstasy on Xmas Eve

If you're a Christian or a Jew

Then the best thing you can do

Might be too much ecstasy on Xmas Eve

The night is cold and snowy

And the wind is rather blowy

And I can't remember where I put my keys

But I suspect, to tell the truth

I might have parked upon the roof

One thing I'm sure of is there is no chimney

The stockings on the ornamental mantle

My poor mental health can't handle

I came in here for reprieve

The answer hits me in a lull

Like raindeer prancing on my skull

I did too much ecstasy on Xmas eve

Ecstasy

Ecstatic visions

Of a tree

Beneath which I'm reborn

No idea whose house this is I'm visiting

Gonna save that big surprise for Xmas morn

Never met a kid so dumb

They wanted dancing sugarplums

What kind of sick-o tree has needles 'stead of leaves

And my daddy's only nightcap

Came in bottles with a screw-cap

Like my misplaced sentimental families

But this Cheshire cat keeps purrin

And there's nary mouse a stirring

And for once the crappy carols don't make me grieve

If you're feeling less than jolly

Time for mistletoe and molly

Maybe next year we can drop some LSD

I believe I believe

I did too much Ecstasy on Xmas Eve

And if you're atheist AF

Well, some folks have all the luck

You won't need too much X on Xmas Eve