Logs in the Chimney Lyrics

Walking down the street, I think I see the girl of my dreams

So I walk up and say hello, she says, look I really gotta go

I just smile and then wave

She probably had to poop in a bad way, yeah

She probably had to poop in a real bad way

Got set up on a sexy blind date, I think I gone and found my mate

But after drinks I ask to spend the night

She says, look you're really not my type

We just hugged and said bye

Poor girl's gotta poop and she gotta lie, yeah

Oh girl, you don't gotta lie no more, baby

Sitting with my kids in the living room, a sexy lady walks in to view

She says, hey Ricky, this isn't work and I'm leaving and

I'm taking the kids to my mom's place

I just smile because I understand

She got the sloppy poops and the underpants, yeah

Alright, let's break this sucker down so

Everybody at home knows what's going on

Why do the ladies never want to stay with me?

Well, I think it's obvious

They got brown logs in the chimney

They got brown logs in the chimney

They got brown logs in the chimney

And the fire's burning too long, too long