I Hate Surprise Privilege Lyrics

I'm a good Christian but I'm getting bored so I looked for new music 'cause I was bored

Found this band from the local crackhead and I listened to them instead of praising the lord

At first they sounded kinda wack, I still kinda want my money back

I listened to it with my wife and she left me

Now I have nothing to do, what the fuck should I do?

Crackhead asked me to the Privilege show, got no wife so I guess I'll go

Oh god, why did she leave? I can't correlate anything with her leaving

I think I'll try to enjoy the show and forget about my wife

I get to the concert and they play like shit, why'd I even take the bus over here?

I got no wife and my god left me so I think I'll kick back and smoke some hand

Suddenly this music ain't half bad, I'm better off being a catgirl

I think I'm starting to like this band, I wanna fuck a lesbian

Now I really hate asparagus, now I really love crack

Now I really hate society, now I really love crack

I don't understand why I'm being alienated, is it because of the crack?

All my friends hate me and I'm failing school, but I have Surprise Privilege and crack

(Wait, why'd I start smoking crack? Where's god? Where's my wife? Why is this happening to me?)

I fucked up my whole life

Listening to this shitty band

Wasting all my golden years

Eating cocaine and shitting beer

Now I'm living in a crack house

I bought way too much merch

Surprise Privilege fucked all my shit up

I really should have stayed at church