Sock Nation Lyrics

In the land of Sock Nation where the stench is grand

Sinister Sock leads with a stinky hand

He's got wealth and power in this smelly domain

Everyone's grateful in his funky reign

You can hear the laundry singing late at night

Worshipping the scent that just feels so right

From the sock drawer kingdom to the washer's spin

Sinister Sock grins with a holey chin

Sock Nation rise up don't hide in the drawer

In the reign of Sinister Sock we'll always want more

Socks with stripes spots and even holy toes

United we stand through the stink we chose

Each pair's a banner waving high and proud

Sinister Sock's command echoes loud

From the laundromat battlefields to under the bed

In Sock Nation stinky dreams are led

Sock Nation rise up don't hide in the drawer

In the reign of Sinister Sock we'll always want more

Socks with stripes spots and even holy toes

United we stand through the stink we chose

Single and mismatched we still belong

In Sock Nation every sock sings the song

Of unity bravery and fragrant might

With Sinister Sock leading the fight