Anthem for the Alpha Teacher Lyrics

1,2,3!

I said vibe check, vibe check! 1,2,3!

Yo! Vibe check, vibe check!


Waddya think the kids are gonna be like this year?

Man, who knows? They were straight cappin' last year

Think they'll pull up with that big brain energy?

Nah, bruh. I'm betting the L vibes are gonna stay strong,

L vibes, my dude

Yo, class, listen up, 'bout ta keep it real,

Y'all actin' so mid, not bringin' the deal.

I'm tryna teach ya but y'all got no game,

Your effort's weak, just straight up lame.

Your focus is lost and you're scrollin' too far.

Stop cappin', sayin' you're grindin' hard,

When I ask a question, y'all ghost or dip,

Like, why you gotta leave me on red kid?

I'm out here spittin' facts, tryna make you glow,

But you actin' sus, like I'm your biggest beau.

Don't want you failing when success can be found,

Stop fakin' it kid, let's turn this ship around.

Vibe Check! Vibe Check! ONE! TWO! THREE!

Where's that big brain energy? Come on show it to me.

Vibe Check! Vibe Check! ONE! TWO! THREE!

Where's that big brain energy?

Ummmmmmmm.. hey!

Y'all stuck on L vibes, (every single day)

Not givin' slay, (No, it's not givin' slay)

Where's that big brain energy?

Come on show it to me.

You've got potential, but you stay playin' games,

More focused on rizzin' than learnin' names.

Told y'all once, twice, don't make me repeat,

'Cause this class energy is far from elite.

I need to see that Alpha, raise your desire.

Your work ethic's weak, it's givin' no fire,

I'm tryna hype you up, no need to stress,

But you act like I'm the opp, makin' a mess.

Vibe Check! Vibe Check! ONE! TWO! THREE!

Where's that big brain energy? Come on show it to me.

Vibe Check! Vibe Check! ONE! TWO! THREE!

Where's that big brain energy?

Ummmmmmmm.. hey!

Y'all stuck on L vibes, (every single day)

Not givin' slay, (No, it's not givin' slay)

Where's that big brain energy?

Come on show it to me.

Don't be delulu, you could really thrive,

If you just drop the excuses you may start to strive.

I'm here for your glow-up, not here for the fall,

So stop the cap, start givin' your all.

Hey! Have some pride.

Hey! Have some pride.

Vibe Check! Vibe Check! ONE! TWO! THREE!

Where's that big brain energy? Come on show it to me.

Vibe Check! Vibe Check! ONE! TWO! THREE!

Where's that big brain energy?

Ummmmmmmm.. hey!

Y'all stuck on L vibes, (every single day)

Not givin' slay, (No, it's not givin' slay)

Where's that big brain energy?

Come on show it to me.

Your child has brought a lot of energy to class this year, often keeping things lively and entertaining.

While they've shown potential, their focus on socialising has sometimes taken priority over academic performance, resulting in a few missed opportunities.

Group work is where they truly shine, using their charisma to engage with peers.

If they can redirect some of that energy towards their individual tasks, I'm confident we'll see improvement. (Yeah right!)

Ahhhh... not Gonna Happen,

Ahhhh... not Gonna Happen.