Stephen Colbert for President (Go - Go Vote 2024 remix) Lyrics

I never cared about politics

Crooked creeps and tricky dicks

Klowns have taken over the circus tent

I'm voting Stephen Colbert for President

I got my news from comedians

SNL, Stewart, and Letterman

Late night school for malcontents

I'm voting Stephen Colbert for President

Prime time loser

Trust fund abuser

Pussy-grabbin' schmoozer handed the keys

Porn-star romancer

Lyin' tap dancer

Virus and cancer

Sing it if you please

Stephen Colbert for President

He knows a thing or two about the government

He can be a ring leader for the elephants

I'm voting Stephen Colbert for President

Wait in line close the curtain

One thing is for certain

Seeing Red feeling Blue

Black ink job to do

Two circles one line

They had theirs now I want mine

Four years of sick and tired

I'm writing in "YOU'RE FIRED!"

He came to life on the Daily Show

Colbert Report always in the know

Fact-checking lie-cracking truthiness

I'm voting Stephen Colbert for President

Prime time winner

Humble beginner

Honest breadwinner like the yous and the mes

Ask about his taxes

You won't be grindin' axes

He'll show you where the facts is

Sing it with me please

Stephen Colbert for President

He knows a thing or two about the government

He can be a ring leader for the elephants

I'm voting Stephen Colbert for President

Stephen Colbert for President

Please excuse me man I need to vent

I want to know where all the money went

I'm voting Stephen Colbert for President

I don't know much about politics

Comic book villains and lunatics

Now the Klowns have taken over the circus tent

I'm voting Stephen Colbert for President