U.S.M. (United States of Marijuana) Lyrics

I started rapping, accidentally released the savage

I was hanging with your girl, really turned you to the saddest

Don't start trippin' now, like I said, I only fuck with the baddest

And your bitch is way below average

J.M. in this bitch, top the rip

Shit's greener than a cabbage

Ima make a whole generation worship me and my bad habit

Pride in your eyes when you yell, I'm a fuckin' rip addict

Hide from your parents, take a rip in the attic

So hum, every kid has a bong

So this is just another marijuana weed song

Smoke with all my homies till it feels like a legion

United States of marijuana, will you pledge yo allegiance

Fuckin' on your bitch cause I am so facetious

Water on my wrist will make a salmon seasick

Rips wit yo bitch, her tongue on my dick

Gucci on my fit, the money it won't fit

The bowl stayin' lit, my finger on her clit

Now my hands on her tits

Now I'm done and she really wouldn't quit

Now I had to run, and I hand it to my jit

Diarrhea flow, y'all be sayin' I'm the shit

Fuck playin' by the rules, I'm a motherfuckin' rapper

Said I was fuckin' on a bitch, then her fuckin' sister after

You like Will Smith, rap against me, a motherfuckin' actor

Y'all know me as J.M, but my human name is Jasper

Fuckin' shit from birth cause I always been a saboteur

It's a dog eat dog world, I'm a pit bull, you're a Labrador

You smoke a pack, I got a pouch

Lil' pussy cause I'm havin' more

Smokin' on gas packs, shit's louder than lavender

Fuckin' on a foreign bitch all the way from El Salvador

Yo bitch, pussy really smell like some motherfuckin' albacore

I stopped rappin' for a minute, you thought I quit it

But I was just sittin' with my women

Steady chillin, but that's not me, I'm a villain

Back up on the scene and I'm sinnin' and gettin' women

Runnin' to the bank, I collect my winnings

Got yo bitch in my Gucci linen

I've been ballin' since beginnin, it's the bottom of the inning

In excess that I'm livin, not my problem that my exs still spinnin

I could give a fuck about em trippin, lock eyes at the function and I'm grinnin

I cook up so me and Gordon Ramsey look like that, we twinnin

So hum, every kid has a bong

So this is just another marijuana weed song

Smoke with all my homies till it feels like a legion

The United States of Marijuana, will you pledge your allegiance

Fuckin' on your bitch cause I am so facetious

The water on my wrist will make a salmon seasick

This is psychedelic beat, I'ma make your ass see shit

You was fuckin' on my bitch, but it's really not that deep shit

Hit that shit once and I'm dippin' and I'm leavin

Yo, but your bitch old as fucked, better hit it while she breathin

But she died in the act caught you at the funeral grievin

A rip at the service cause I said I'm fuckin' fiendin

A hundred different edibles and I really started eatin

It's the first time smokin' humboldt and you really started greenin

Smokin' in the a.m. but you woke up in the evenin

Said you were allergic but I didn't see you sneezin

I just passed you the J and you really started cheefin

I went to hit the bong and you really started sleepin

Smokin' weed and you really took a nap

Said I need respect but I don't know how to act

That's what I said as I hit your bitch from the back

That's another vile line ima put in my rap

I'm really the type to manifest fame off a fuckin' app

Your mom caught you listenin' to my music and got so fuckin' mad

That warms my heart and makes me so fuckin' glad

Really fucked with that bitch, she was so fuckin' bad

Then I finished and I dipped and I ran so fuckin' fast

Keep movin' forward, never look back, like that's my fuckin' path

So hum, every kid has a bong

So this is just another marijuana weed song

Smoke with all my homies till it feels like a legion

United States of marijuana, will you pledge your allegiance

Fuckin' on your bitch cause I am so facetious

The water on my wrist will make a salmon seasick