Shawarma Criss Cross Lyrics

Take shawarma, frozen

Thaw it quickly, in the oven

Melt butter in a pan

Pour some chili sauce on it

Pour some teriyaki - honest

MSG and black pepper too

White pepper, yes

This shawarma

Will so be tossed

Like the weaves of fate and time

So well sauced, thus criss-crossed

So well sauced, thus criss-crossed

My shawarma tossed

In with garlic

(oh, GARLIC!)

And the oven, dings!

Time to fry this mamma-jama

Time to pay the piper's toll

The piper's toll

Put the heat on low

Let the shawarma take it slow

It still needs to come to temp

Before to your mouth it will step!

This shawarma

Will so be tossed

Like the weaves of fate and time

So well sauced, thus criss-crossed

So well sauced, thus criss-crossed

Break in two eggs

(TWO, TWO EGGS!)

(TWO, TWO EGGS!)

Mix them well, like my mind

Mix them well, like those dreams of mine

(Like those dreams of mine)

The shawarma will be mine

All mine

The shawarma will be mine

All mine

All mine

All mine

All mine

The shawarma gets nice and thick

With the sauces and those eggs

Take two brave pieces of pita bread

(Pitas!)

And toast them for what's ahead

Ohhhh, what comes ahead

Make your pitas well toasted

(For what now must be done)

Cut your pitas lengthwise

(Sacrifice!)

And lay them flat

Oh-ho ho ho, lay them flat

Lay the sacrifice flat!

Take a couple pictures, it look so good

Lay down the shawarma, we want food

Take a couple pictures, it look so good

Finally

(Finally!)

Some good fucking food