chocolate bash! Lyrics

Get in the chocolate carrrr, buckle your chocolate seatbelts

We're driving through the sweetest place, where no guilt dwells

Oh wait, hold up, what's that? Another choco-mobile?

Oh no, boom, crash! It's all too surreal!

He smashed my chocolate hood, now things are getting tense

I've got a chocolate nosebleed, this makes no sense!

Now I'm seeing red—or wait, it's just fudge

I'm suing this guy for all the chocolate he can budge!

Chocolate chaos on the road today

I'm taking him down, suing for his Milky Way

Chocolate cars, chocolate stars, but no one drives right

I'll get my justice in this chocolate-fueled fight

We pull up to the court, made of brownie brick

My lawyer's a cocoa bean, yeah, he's legit

The judge sits tall in his caramel chair

Says, "Who's the guilty one in this sweet affair?"

I point at that guy, with his chocolate-stained face

He totaled my car and ruined this race!

The jury, they gasp, all made out of fudge

I know justice will come, oh man, they won't budge!

Chocolate chaos on the road today

I'm taking him down, suing for his Milky Way

Chocolate cars, chocolate stars, but no one drives right

I'll get my justice in this chocolate-fueled fight

The verdict comes in, the tension's real sweet

He owes me every truffle, from my head to my feet

Chocolate compensation, yeah, I'm feeling fine

Gonna buy me a choco-house, with a choco-vine

As I leave the court, with my chocolate stash

That's how you turn a crash into a chocolate bash!

Chocolate chaos on the road today

I've taken him down, now I'm rich in every way

Chocolate cars, chocolate bars, I've won this sweet fight

Now I'm living large in a chocolate paradise!