T-girl Lyrics

Because I'm made of plastic

My tits are fantastic

Pussy's like elastic

Though my nipple alignment is a bit spastic

The boys are all enthusiastic

They say that I'm orgastic

But often sarcastic

We teach each other trick it's inter-scholastic

You could not accuse me of being monastic

I'm more dynastic

No not bombastic

Although my make up is slapped on like Mastic

My libido's over-enthusiastic

I fuck like a gymnastic

Sometimes a bit drastic

My genitalia's battered like neoplastic

You can't get enough of me, you never can

But one thing you seem to miss, is, I once was a man!